Porygonzer

vesley:

Wasn’t puberty supposed to make me hot

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When contempating a $15.00 purchase

  • 10-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
  • 15-year-old me: Kickass, that's so cheap
  • 20-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
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com-pulsion:

I want a cactus in a cute little pot and I’ll name it after you because you’re a fucking prick.

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